Jetting off for a girls’ break in sunshine tomorrow, so have today to: empty linen baskets of crumpled shirts and crusty socks, wash, iron and put away contents; pay storecard bills so I can shred the receipts (best if Husband doesn’t see them!); mercy dash to supermarket to stock up on easy-to-prepare food for Husband and teenage-crap like crisps for Son; pick up dry cleaning and post thank you letters; water the flowers and put away wheelbarrow which is lurking behind main flowerbed; frogmarch woofers into woods for a quick walk; shave my fat white legs; type up my holiday itinerary for Husband’s peace of mind; investigate Thai cookery course (I promised I would); answer emails, txts and ansafone msgs; oh yes. And, if there’s time, pack for my holiday.