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About an hour ago from CountryWives's Twitter via bitly

Ellie: Oh Bliuch!

This new fish eats foot treatment is horrid, sooooo creepy. My daughter discovered it whilst in town with her friends yesterday and of course, because I won’t go onNemesisatAlton Towers with her, she wants to at least see me being gobbled up by carp…apparently it was going to make her day. I thought it would be alright, imagine me, the new Katie Price in “Spa Town Get Me Out of Here”…I wasn’t alright and I am not the new KP. I cannot recommend this treatment to anyone, unless you can hold your bottom cheeks together for a full 15 minutes to avoid a total breakdown.
appyfeet.comis the name of a newly opened salon in Spa Town, the salons are now all over the UK. Fish is the food of the soul and by all accounts soles are the food of fish according to Vanessa, the owner of the franchise in Spa Town where 150 garra rufa carp at a time will dine on your dead foot skin to exfoliate them, hand over £10 for 15 minutes and you can be nibbled at by the cheapest, toothless employees that any beauty salon can hire.Apart from anything else, I really don’t think that the poor fish ate enough, the skin on the soles of my feet was the same when I left the salon as it was when I went in. I will say however that for a little while afterwards my feet felt very relaxed, as if they had been massaged, but here I am a few hours later and nothing has changed. I still have big boobs and a husband, nothing’s ever really going to change that much is it? And yes that is my foot in the pic.
Ellie x

One comment

  1. THE COUNTRYWIVES

    Ellie you are SO cutting edge! Who would have thought that Spa Town had such a beauty treatment on offer! Did it tickle? Gracie xx

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