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@rosethompso rather a case of foot in mouth! I'm about to turn 50 & for the first time I actually don't want people to know my age. #Saddo E

About 6 hours ago from CountryWives's Twitter via web

Ellie: Will the Headmaster catch my nits?

Well I think I might have nits girls!!! There’s a first time for everything!!I’m off to slather loads of conditioner on my scalp and then slide the teensy, weensy comb down my long, blonde, gorgeous locks until every yucky littleblighter has left the premises. This is how I have removed unwanted bugs from the childrens hair beforeand it really works, no need for expensive treatments, just the comb, the conditioner and afterwards smidgens ofTee Treeoil will keep them away. I have to just make sure that the builders won’t suddenly need to come intomy bathroom to disconnect water etc…or even have a sneaky poo, which I caught one ofthem doing the other day.He had climbed through a window to getto itwhilst I was out, however,traumatically for him, I came back 2 minutes after I left to get something that I had forgottenand the poor bloke was rightin the middle of it!!!!
Refereeing a rounders match for girls vs mums this afternoon, I’m obviously praying for rain, but I think that the Lord has popped out and hasn’t got my message yet! Wish me luck as I have no idea of the rules and headmaster is playing too….
Ellie

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  1. Hairy!!

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Three friends who jointly blog as The CountryWives. Don't miss Annabel, Grace & Ellie's lighthearted daily posts plus mouthwatering recipes and media reviews. It's a must read blog!